PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And